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How to Earn Man-Points - The basics:
Becoming a new registered user on man-points earns you man-points.
Logging in to man-points earns you man-points.
Logging in on your birthday earns you extra man-points.
Submitting an article regardless of content earns you man-points.
As an author of an article you receive man-points for every time a registered user reads your article.
Posting a new topic on our forum earns you man-points.
Replying to a top on our forum earns you man-points.
Inviting a friend who registers with man-points earns you man-points.
As a referee of a user you receive 5% of that persons man-points every time they earn.
You can also lose points if your account is inactive for more than 3 days, so be sure to check back often.
How To Earn Man-Points with your stories - A basic introduction:
General Manliness
- Lifting/Stacking Objects and items over prolonged periods of time
- Finding a manly solution to an annoying problem, see: There I Fixed It dot Com
- Creating an insane sandwich, see: Insanewiches dot Com
- Hitting the Gym
- Keeping Fit and Healthy (Real men aren't lazy men)
- Eating healthily (You don't have to be a vegetarian to have a healthy meal)
- Keeping active (An active man is a healthy man)
- Working hard when required (Every man needs to know how to work hard when required, its a trait all men should have)
- Knowing when to relax (Keeping that work / lifestyle balance is extremely important, learn to switch off)
- Owning / Maintaining a classic car (Classic cars are cool they always will be, no man wants to be seen in a modified Vauxhall nova)
Fire
- Cooking with Fire (bbq's, manliest form of cooking)
- Starting a Fire (not including arson, we're talking to keep warm / to start a bbq, extra points for doing it without matches/lighters)
- Extinguishing a Fire
- Juggling Fire
- Breathing Fire
- Being on Fire and not caring
- Surviving a Fire
Alcohol
- Completing a Centurion (100 shots in 100 minutes of cider/beer/wine - no toilet breaks)
- Completing a Jäger Train
- Drinking a Jäger Suicide (and not throwing up)
- Epic Drinking Session
- Completing a week of drinking (drinking every day for 7 days)
- Taking a shot through the eye
- Being a happy non-violent drunk
- Avoiding excessive alcoholism (Every man needs to know how to drink but its not hard to keep your body/mind in shape)
Fighting
- Not starting a fight but finishing one (only chavs start fights)
- Breaking someone that tried to fight you (fingers, arms, legs, ankles, nose, knees)
- Fighting off someone bigger than you
- Fighting off a group of people that started a fight on you
- Avoiding a fight (huge respect for managing to calm a situation down and avoid a fight)
Sexual for the Single Man
- Starting a threesome
- Being involved in a threesome
- Scoring your lecturer/teacher
- Sleeping with multiple girls in the same day
- Scoring a girl in a club, then scoring her mate immediately after
- Completing the chubby girl challenge
Sexual for the Taken Man
- Being faithful to your partner
- Paying for the bill (it's kind of expected)
- Having a healthy relationship
- Surprising your woman with gifts
Insanity (for students / extreme athletes)
- Jumping from ridiculously high heights without hesitation (includes tombstoning and bungee jumping)
- Free Climbing
- Drinking spirits through the eye
- Playing chicken with cars or buses (not recommended)
- Setting yourself on fire and not caring
- Skydiving
- Big Wave Surfing
Stupidity (for students)
- Playing roof darts, or knife darts
- Swearing at your boss
- Setting off anything flammable inside
- Running through town centre naked
- Holding a burning object without caring
Iron Man
- Completing a marathon (half or full)
- Cycling 250miles in a week
- Climbing and completing 50 routes in a day (indoor or outdoor)
- Completing the Iron Man marathon, see: Iron Man UK
- 100kg Bench Press
- 150kg Dead Lift
- Completing the Pull Up - Press Up Challenge (1 pull up followed by 3 press ups, then 2 pull ups followed by 6 press ups and continue until 5 pull ups 15 press ups non-stop)
- Completing the Pull Up Challenge (100 days, 1 pull up on day one, 2 on day 2, 3 on day 3 all the way up to 100 on day 100 - and you can't miss a day)
- Completing 10 commando pull ups, see: Commando Pull Ups
How To Lose Man-Points - A basic introduction:
- Crying
- Bleeding
- Not hitting puberty
- Not being able to do push ups
- Being a whiny bitch
- Diving in football / soccer (you're not injured get up and man up)
- Being severely obese (hit the gym it's not hard)
- Being lazy
- Moaning about your body (do something about it)
- Boasting about how much money you have
- Being violent towards women in particular (it ain't big and it ain't clever)
- Being violent (it's people like you that need to be shot)
- Lying to big yourself up (just be yourself, you'll get more respect that way)
- Being arrogant / cocky / self involved (move away from childhood, grow up and become a man)
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